Tumblr (3.0; @chande-lier99)http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://best-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/175151742182/the-first-caveman-to-cover-his-penis-must-have" class="tumblr_blog">best-shower-thoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The first caveman to cover his penis must have been really insecure. <small><i>(<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/8sj9mq/the_first_caveman_to_cover_his_penis_must_have/">source</a>)</i></small></p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175181129031http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175181129031Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:22:14 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc9d26902d2fca55ba27a17176ab34f6/tumblr_papmsdy0BB1w7u8nmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/175131584130/im-not-crying-youre-crying" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m not crying, you’re crying!</p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175181101086http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175181101086Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:21:16 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98e7442c496d94dea9fbc0c6b72fc7b5/tumblr_paqnq71UQJ1x9u51to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://30-minute-memes.tumblr.com/post/175169657030/that-shit-hit-me-hard" class="tumblr_blog">30-minute-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>That Shit hit me hard :(</p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180505291http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180505291Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:59:19 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc79bb1b9c6ed06599099ec33a1dbdee/tumblr_nf04w3pUEF1u20jcao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180285311http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180285311Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:50:31 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/95440b9402ebfff2091b788667213199/tumblr_ovv4ndAEXI1vmtmxyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180269291http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180269291Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:49:52 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/35ded47bc6439a9207bb6a3a8c2e5f36/tumblr_ov7zr4UrdL1shn0cio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180205931http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180205931Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:47:16 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f085515617f0628f2fb6f284157903f5/tumblr_ow359jciWr1thadqso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://invisible-bully-40.tumblr.com/post/165202220259" class="tumblr_blog">invisible-bully-40</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>😂🤣🤣</p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180126651http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175180126651Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:44:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b215cfbd843af7fb246efa71739b4ed0/tumblr_okeiprpMID1r845uoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jumex.tumblr.com/post/156408664495/no-meme-caption-this-is-just-me" class="tumblr_blog">jumex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>no meme caption this is just me</p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179979956http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179979956Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:38:14 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ccf3xpXs1rptw2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://savagebeastrecords.tumblr.com/post/135055849851/aeolus06-the-peregrine-mendicant" class="tumblr_blog">savagebeastrecords</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aeolus06.tumblr.com/post/32581359972/the-peregrine-mendicant-doomsong13" class="tumblr_blog">aeolus06</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-peregrine-mendicant.tumblr.com/post/32546906942/doomsong13-fandomblogger">the-peregrine-mendicant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomsong13.tumblr.com/post/32529623533/fandomblogger-i-am-funny-and-you-are-not">doomsong13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandomblogger.tumblr.com/post/32529266193/i-am-funny-and-you-are-not">fandomblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-am-funny-and-you-are-not.tumblr.com/post/32519482716/0nehundred-sleepless-nights-blainesbedroom">i-am-funny-and-you-are-not</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0nehundred-sleepless-nights.tumblr.com/post/32495588948/blainesbedroom-diamondintherough96">0nehundred-sleepless-nights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blainesbedroom.tumblr.com/post/32492785528/diamondintherough96">blainesbedroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diamondintherough96.tumblr.com/post/32486948834/pudding-is-the-new-fondue">diamondintherough96</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pudding-is-the-new-fondue.tumblr.com/post/32484523943/just-a-cardboard-box-a-very-not-royal-prince">pudding-is-the-new-fondue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://just-a-cardboard-box.tumblr.com/post/32478142668/a-very-not-royal-prince">just-a-cardboard-box</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-very-not-royal-prince.tumblr.com/post/32474744193/sociopathhasthephonebox">a-very-not-royal-prince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sociopathhasthephonebox.tumblr.com/post/32473160545/you-cant-stop-the-moriparty-ohmygod-why">sociopathhasthephonebox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-cant-stop-the-moriparty.tumblr.com/post/32472981790/ohmygod-why-would-there-be-a-bottle-of-wine-on">you-cant-stop-the-moriparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OHMYGOD. </p> <p>Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board</p> </blockquote> <p>BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!</p> </blockquote> <p>Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!</p> </blockquote> <p>…Seriously?</p> <p>People. Wow. Open your EYES.</p> <p>Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR</p> <p><em>IN</em></p> <p><strong><em>WHITE</em></strong></p> <p><em>PANTS???</em></p> </blockquote> <p>CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!</p> </blockquote> <p>Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1</p> </blockquote> <p>Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?</p> </blockquote> <p>Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!</p> </blockquote> <p>what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!</p> <p>omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry</p> </blockquote> <p>SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!</p> <p>THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t believe how depraved you all are. So no one is going to point out the blatant animal neglect? Barbie, please, TAKE THAT FUCKING DOG FOR A WALK!!!</p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179718731http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179718731Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:27:38 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f150402ad4f3c9f8b036682597e2f11a/tumblr_ovuv397nc11s397eqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179603136http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179603136Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:23:00 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16fe8bd191c2d728cffd7ad3b568c780/tumblr_ojq4ojJTtD1t1imo0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://savagebeastrecords.tumblr.com/post/155809032936/got-beats" class="tumblr_blog">savagebeastrecords</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2><b><a href="http://savagebeastrecords.com/">got beats?</a></b></h2></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179589916http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179589916Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:22:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/34d1b3b1b435892f7c5d87b3f187c2e5/tumblr_o395ymQ4LE1u29b2jo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monteswisha.tumblr.com/post/140141121322">monteswisha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> This is what happiness really looks like: </h2> <p>Molecules of the protein myosin drag a ball of endorphins along an active filament into the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex, which produces feelings of happiness.</p> <p><b><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/I1TBl29">(Source:)</a></b></p> </blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179335216http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179335216Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:12:05 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c5f77835175e918e01964ee6568e7257/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ec228cee49ba4f5e301443376d3a2c71/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f56c1eb0cf55655911a1305d2713ea6d/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/442994ceae13e3b922180a5ac1dfd636/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/186b6a46ec54ce34094c3556d9b168b6/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3b5edbe814680d49a83acb10ea99972/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1ba55d19d39de7c128fcff06fc6de03/tumblr_o0d0hjLReq1qbg3jro7_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179130776http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179130776Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:03:43 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d04e61032879428346' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='492' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p89vfq7jVj1we17dp_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":24,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p89vfq7jVj1we17dp_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"246"}}' > <source src="https://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/video_file/t:PPSiAVQPmjO3QFWZHIpyPw/175179080481/tumblr_p89vfq7jVj1we17dp/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://illmaticraj.tumblr.com/post/174421300286/getting-gas-at-wawa-at-1230-in-the-morning" class="tumblr_blog">illmaticraj</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Getting gas at Wawa at 12:30 in the morning</p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179080481http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179080481Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:01:42 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a9509a22b67bdf13ddd53fe2f5fea0b/tumblr_pap26vBuAo1uvv5gho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7266be6438c39c1e326628bdbda27cbc/tumblr_pap26vBuAo1uvv5gho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d90a22693c55498123e0084f737d39ce/tumblr_pap26vBuAo1uvv5gho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5958e0047f3d851dd089ce5125af8c1b/tumblr_pap26vBuAo1uvv5gho4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5fad6d4a4f4f6007744c788dc8c50114/tumblr_pap26vBuAo1uvv5gho5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28f69d67979963f0cb1453d4c7367b64/tumblr_pap26vBuAo1uvv5gho6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://babyanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/175120370832/dog-bios-that-will-hilariously-remind-you-of" class="tumblr_blog">babyanimalgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Dog bios that will hilariously remind you of somebody you know </p><p>(#5 <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ralphienyc/">@ralphienyc</a>)<br/></p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179039046http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175179039046Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:00:25 -0400<p><a href="http://best-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/175121173290/yeah-sex-is-cool-but-have-you-ever-woken-up-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">best-shower-thoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yeah sex is cool but have you ever woken up in the middle of the night only to realize that you can still sleep for a few more hours <small><i>(<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/8sdgaj/yeah_sex_is_cool_but_have_you_ever_woken_up_in/">source</a>)</i></small></p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178977846http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178977846Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:58:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b5422bfd4488573af877f1c8236cd69/tumblr_paclhn7Kum1wv5gubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178955011http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178955011Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:57:22 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ea5d9d7b319ebaa56f00521fe36be40/tumblr_o70xlbJXq71tovmb9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a2e012a9387e48d44e0c0a8bf969f89e/tumblr_o70xlbJXq71tovmb9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178921716http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178921716Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:56:01 -0400<p><a href="http://best-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/175120708437/it-would-be-horrific-if-we-discovered-that-sexual" class="tumblr_blog">best-shower-thoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It would be horrific if we discovered that sexual fetishes and kinks are genetically passed down. <small><i>(<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/8sd2s8/it_would_be_horrific_if_we_discovered_that_sexual/">source</a>)</i></small></p></blockquote>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178901371http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175178901371Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:55:11 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d04e6186b094037372' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='595' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pad58gKCWS1u1i1ue_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":13,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pad58gKCWS1u1i1ue_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"298"}}' > <source src="https://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/video_file/t:PPSiAVQPmjO3QFWZHIpyPw/175071250186/tumblr_pad58gKCWS1u1i1ue" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/>http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175071250186http://chande-lier99.tumblr.com/post/175071250186Wed, 20 Jun 2018 06:13:51 -0400